Game of Thrones "The Bells" Toll For Thee | Season 8 Episode 5 Review


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  • Daemonarch2k6
    Daemonarch2k6  1 months back

    This fuckers just wanted to fuck away got as fast as possible for their starwars-deal. Fuck them!

    • 54markl
      54markl  1 months back

      They don’t need to make a Mad Magazine parody of Game of Thrones. Benioff and Weiss all ready presented it on television.

      • elmcross
        elmcross  2 months back

        If you go back and rewatch the series, Danaerys always wants to kill everyone and go to the extreme but always gets talked out of it by Jora and her other advisers. When Jora died in the Long Night she lost her last trusted advisor (she never really trusted Tyrion) and then pretty soon after Cersei/Euron kills both her dragon and her BFF missande = Danaerys just decides let me go head and tear shit up now gg no re

        • Alex Eiffel
          Alex Eiffel  2 months back

          I think you and I are the only people who thought "Clegane Bowl" was stupid and one of the most disappointing character regressions. They could've had the Hound and Arya go back to King's Landing to kill Cersei for the purpose of avoiding unneeded bloodshed of the innocents. Then instead of having the hound die stupidly in an unnecessary revenge plot for something the Hound has already overcome, he could have chosen to serve Arya because he finally found someone to care about and is worth fighting for after years of being the Lannister's dog. Plus Arya and the Hound are a perfect match because of their tragic past and trauma-bonding. They both could've lived happily ever after. That would've been so much better than what we got.

          • g1rl6oo
            g1rl6oo  2 months back

            🚨 change the album art— “Game of Thrones” star Kit Harington secretly checked into luxury rehab for stress and alcohol use ahead of the show’s ending, which “really hit him hard,” multiple sources have exclusively confirmed to Page Six.

            • Ariel Dubenion
              Ariel Dubenion  2 months back

              The people in kings landing looked clean and mainly consisted of women and children, oh and protective men but kings landing never looked that clean and good. They really wanted you to hate Danny or justify her end.

              • Ember Cole
                Ember Cole  2 months back

                I'm more & more glad that i never started watching this. I'm curious if I should even start the books?

                • Chris TheOne
                  Chris TheOne  2 months back

                  Sign the petition

                  • ihatescreennames89
                    ihatescreennames89  2 months back

                    Not only was the dragon not hit by any scorpion bolts, none were fired. I guess there wasn't any money left in the budget to put in CGI bolts.

                    • Persephone’s Pomegranate

                      There’s so much wrong with the writing these past few seasons, I don’t need to rehash what we all know. But I do want to share this.

                      Even if nothing else changes, the rushed endgame remains intact, there was one simple way to make the regression (or rather, complete 180) of Dany more believable and that’s changing the order of a few key scenes.

                      Have Rhaegal killed in this final battle, right before she decimates the Iron Fleet. The bells ring, she flies over towards the Keep to see Cersei standing in the window and Cersei does her Cersei thing - she reveals Missandei in chains and pushes her out the window to fall to her death, despite having surrendered.

                      Maybe Dany even sees Jon and Greyworm going at it over the killing of the Lannister army and realizes in that moment that she can never have everything she wants.

                      Then I can swallow a world where Dany just snaps in an instant and goes full mad queen.

                      • Sarah Sutherland
                        Sarah Sutherland  2 months back

                        They showed mostly women and little girls dying so the audience would think what Dany did was REALLY bad

                        • FULANODETAL
                          FULANODETAL  2 months back

                          um my neigh dog is called Drogon....maybe burn my house...

                          • dory the explory
                            dory the explory  2 months back

                            All it took was for Dany to kind of unforget about Euron and the Iron fleet.

                            • Blackjackkittyyy !
                              Blackjackkittyyy !  2 months back

                              GRRM is no JRRT.

                              • Alyzeh
                                Alyzeh  2 months back


                                Amazing review, so funny and really great sarcasm xD

                                • Jovan Ristic
                                  Jovan Ristic  2 months back

                                  This was so finely done, made me laugh so much. "I blame the man bun, what the hell is he still doing with this man bun". Died there. Was wondering the same since season 7.

                                  • K M
                                    K M  2 months back

                                    @1:30 Congratulations Gary, you win the cookie. A quick look at G(..)M's history might have told that, why GoT was written, and what G(..)M thinks of fantasy fans.

                                    • Nikki Seven
                                      Nikki Seven  2 months back

                                      Just do the review. Constantly on about identity politics just like the feminists you claim to hate. Fucking Christ you couldn't be more cringe if you tried.

                                      • truth hurts
                                        truth hurts  2 months back

                                        Lol...this is all I see on Youtube is about GoT ending slaughter. I only watched the 1st season and thats it.
                                        I found more joy and happiness reading my Bible every day and building a relationship with the true living God of Israel.
                                        Sooo much proof God is real.
                                        Praise God for answering my prayers and making a way where there was noooo way.

                                        PRAISE GOD FOR HIS LOVING KINDNESS.
                                        PRAISE GOD FOR HIS MIND BLOWING MIRACLES.
                                        PRAISE GOD FOR HIS SON JESUS.

                                        ME...YAY...BE HAPPY...JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS COMING!!!
                                        Sorry I dont watch TV anymore. Too much garbage.
                                        I cant wait till Jesus comes back.

                                        Kind of funny how everything about the end times in the Bible is all coming true.

                                        Praise God. Love you Lord.

                                      • Alknix
                                        Alknix  2 months back

                                        I've just realised: those fucking bells were the new "crypt". As in, the Cocaine Brothers want to have a Shocking Twist, but they have to telegraph that twist from across the continent away, so that the audience (whom they deeply despise) realises that it was a twist and would comb through the prior scenes in search of every last bit of "foreshadowing" to clap to like the circus seals they are. And so, just as every idiot on the screen was bleating about how "the crypts were completely safe" until even the 3 yo babies understood that everyone in the crypts would be completely fucked, so did Tyrion kept reminding about those fucking bells every five nanoseconds, so that even the 3 yo babies' pet snails would realise that those fucking bells are NOT going to work.

                                        • William00048
                                          William00048  2 months back

                                          Yes, my daughter is named after the Dragon Queen, flambe children and maker of rubble.

                                          • lostsoldier212
                                            lostsoldier212  2 months back

                                            WTF!!! I just saw John Wick...John can pat good bye to his dog... And Jon Snow can't?

                                            • G Ang
                                              G Ang  2 months back

                                              At this stage Transformers the Last Knight made more sense

                                              • Rich Weatherbee
                                                Rich Weatherbee  2 months back

                                                Need a Clark Griswold Rant asking for D&D's heads!!!

                                                • igotdembombs
                                                  igotdembombs  2 months back

                                                  I think the praise for Tyrion and Jamie scene is waaaaaaaay too much. It's so hamfisted and forced.

                                                  • Connar Comstock
                                                    Connar Comstock  2 months back

                                                    These two, D&D, are going to be doing the new Star Wars series guys. Apparently Disney hasn't figured out that people don't like SW because it's bad, not because it doesn't have enough WAMMEN

                                                    • Erik Murray
                                                      Erik Murray  2 months back

                                                      Over 1 million people signed that petition for game of thrones.

                                                      • Anthony Warren
                                                        Anthony Warren  2 months back

                                                        Didn't Ned Stark send messages to all the high lords of Westeros about Robert's kids being bastards??? Look, I get your channel sucks rotten eggs but that's no excuse for making stuff up. Go back to reviewing Star Trek Discovery cause you suck at this.

                                                        • Ariel A.
                                                          Ariel A.  2 months back

                                                          Lol f for people who named their children Deanerys

                                                          • Frew Ofstew
                                                            Frew Ofstew  2 months back

                                                            Let's hear it for a Great Cast and Crew...despite all else! We love our Characters (their acting), the scenery, the wardrobe , the GCI, music and the action! Thank You all.

                                                            • Ryan Villanueva
                                                              Ryan Villanueva  2 months back

                                                              To those who named their kid, Daenerys don't feel too bad. It could be worse, back in 1930s I bet a lot of couples in Germany called their son Adolf.

                                                              • Ryan Deacon
                                                                Ryan Deacon  2 months back

                                                                Modern politics don’t need to be mentioned when discussing how bad this was

                                                                • Kevin Kauffman
                                                                  Kevin Kauffman  2 months back

                                                                  Dave-os? Lmfao

                                                                  • Kevin Kauffman
                                                                    Kevin Kauffman  2 months back

                                                                    Vaaar-ies? lmfao

                                                                    • P Ags
                                                                      P Ags  2 months back

                                                                      You're a tool. You talk all that shit just to say you're going to watch it anyway. Did hbo pay you?

                                                                      • Solar Reaper
                                                                        Solar Reaper  2 months back

                                                                        Love it how GRRM chuckles at all the people naming their daughters after a mass murderer :P

                                                                        • Joe Vahkiin
                                                                          Joe Vahkiin  2 months back

                                                                          day-vose? c'mon

                                                                          • jothegreek
                                                                            jothegreek  2 months back

                                                                            You re idiot there are not politics in teh show

                                                                            • TheInstinctWithinV2
                                                                              TheInstinctWithinV2  2 months back

                                                                              "Vahrys" "Dave-O's". This is not how these names are pronounced, bro. They literally say them loads of times in the show.

                                                                              • Vivien
                                                                                Vivien  2 months back

                                                                                Do you not know how to pronounce Daenerys, Varys, or Davos after 7 seasons of watching this show?

                                                                                • Paul Lucas
                                                                                  Paul Lucas  2 months back

                                                                                  Get the fuck over yourselves fan boys, it's been great, glad they finished it, and brutally, life doesn't always go they way you want it. Hope all the characters die in the final just to make you all cry more 😁😂

                                                                                  • polka
                                                                                    polka  2 months back

                                                                                    Cersei has his child idiot!

                                                                                    • NSA
                                                                                      NSA  2 months back

                                                                                      Why do you keep bringing up politics and shit man. The Season is bad but holy fuck almost every point you make you somehow connect it to being PC.

                                                                                      • Nêbilon FRANCE
                                                                                        Nêbilon FRANCE  2 months back

                                                                                        They walking deaded the show

                                                                                        • IKA RAH
                                                                                          IKA RAH  2 months back

                                                                                          I think the people complaining right now about the show are just pissed because they had their little scenario in their mind of what it should be like and they never really understood what story Martin wanted to tell with Game of thrones. Everything is as it has always been intended to be and has been forshadowed in every character's arc. It has always been clear that Jaime would die with his sister because no matter the road he took he was always bound to her. And it fits perfectly some of the recurring themes of the show : Familie ties, complexity of humanity and determinism. It's the same for every character in game of thrones they serve a purpose to tell a story, a dark story, about humanity. They just don't see it because they all had their little dreamed scenario even tho they won't admit it. Ironicly they react in their disappointment exactly the same way Daenerys is reacting in the show when she understand that things aren't going her way any more. By anger and blood first. The same way they cheered up when she was punishing and burning her enemies through the 7 past seasons they are now fill with anger and let it explode on the showrunners who did nothing but follow martin's insctructions, with it has to be say a notable drop in the dialogues quality the last 2 seasons, but an epic execution. Some are just chocked in disbelief like Jon and Tyrion in the show, because like them they where blinded by their love and support for Daenerys and didn't saw it coming. Yet it was there from the start. This is just pure Genius and it worked perfectly has Martin intended. And there they are complaining about this masterpiece making it day after day even more Epic. How can you guys not see that? it's killing me :)

                                                                                          • att timmm
                                                                                            att timmm  2 months back

                                                                                            it was 82 mins long man

                                                                                            • MCJ
                                                                                              MCJ  2 months back

                                                                                              Weirdly, you are acting like the most entitiled person; in a similar way to Dany. Before she went mental

                                                                                              • a k
                                                                                                a k  2 months back

                                                                                                cant even say a name wright what a fucktard is this